E. G. RunyanDec 8, 20232 min readA Lord of the Rings Christmas SongThe world has long needed it. So I did it. Last Christmas I wrote a LotR Christmas song, and since my blog didn't even exist this time...
E. G. RunyanNov 17, 20233 min readBREAKING NEWS! Legolas Greenleaf VANISHES“As of Sunday, November 12th, celebrity Legolas Greenleaf has officially been confirmed ‘missing’,” writes Literary Nerd E. G. Runyan...
E. G. RunyanSep 1, 20233 min read4 Reasons Why Frodo Isn't a Weak CharacterA lot of people I talk to who are fans of The Lord of the Rings don’t like Frodo. “He’s so weak,” they’ll tell me. “He’s really whiny.”...
E. G. RunyanAug 22, 20232 min readA Review on the 1979 Animated Film "The Return of the King"Well friends, I watched it. And here is the promised review. For those of you who are brave enough, I have also added scenes and clips...
E. G. RunyanAug 18, 20231 min readSHOULD I WRITE A REVIEW ON THIS?!I think I've found the most offensive, repulsive, and morally questionable film of all time. My LIBRARY had this?! SCANDAL!!! Yet it did....
E. G. RunyanJul 21, 20231 min readMy Feelings For the Tolkien Films Described By GIFsI thought it would be amusing to describe my individual feelings for the different Tolkien renditions by using LotR GIFs, and here is...
E. G. RunyanJul 7, 20232 min readThe Silmarillion: A ReviewAs most of you know, I have sworn to become a Tolkien nerd. One of my first steps in this direction was to check out The Silmarillion...
E. G. RunyanJun 23, 20231 min readA New Category: LotR Facts and Thoughts!As of today, I'm thrilled to announce that I'm starting a new category on the blog exclusively for thoughts and facts on Tolkien's world....