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the first posts i wrote my first year of blogging
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Hallmark's NOT Hopeless...HERE'S Why!
Friends, today I have a miracle to report. Something so extreme, so shocking, so miraculous happened that it’s almost unbelievable. Are...
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Apr 5, 20243 min read
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BREAKING NEWS! Writer Extremists EXPOSED
Photo credit to RetroSupply on Unsplash. “As of Saturday, October 14th, 2023, a mass of secret information on the lives of extremist...
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Oct 20, 20233 min read
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A Review on the 1979 Animated Film "The Return of the King"
Well friends, I watched it. And here is the promised review. For those of you who are brave enough, I have also added scenes and clips...
E. G. Runyan
Aug 22, 20232 min read
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SHOULD I WRITE A REVIEW ON THIS?!
I think I've found the most offensive, repulsive, and morally questionable film of all time. My LIBRARY had this?! SCANDAL!!! Yet it did....
E. G. Runyan
Aug 18, 20231 min read
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My Feelings For the Tolkien Films Described By GIFs
I thought it would be amusing to describe my individual feelings for the different Tolkien renditions by using LotR GIFs, and here is...
E. G. Runyan
Jul 21, 20231 min read
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BREAKING NEWS! Literary Parents REVOLT
Reporter E. G. Runyan “As of Tuesday, June 6th, 2023, a mass revolt of literary parents has broken out across the globe,” writes literary...
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Jun 9, 20233 min read
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The Song of My Childhood
We all have those things that remind us so strongly of our childhoods. Well, there’s a particular song that, for me, is basically the...
E. G. Runyan
Jun 2, 20231 min read
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Guest Post: My DAD! (But From When He Was In College...)
Recently my Dad re-discovered his old college blog. Naturally, I've read every post by this time; it's hilarious to read the things my...
E. G. Runyan
May 23, 20232 min read
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