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the first posts i wrote my first year of blogging

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E. G. Runyan

Apr 53 min read

Hallmark's NOT Hopeless...HERE'S Why!

Friends, today I have a miracle to report. Something so extreme, so shocking, so miraculous happened that it’s almost unbelievable. Are...

E. G. Runyan

Oct 20, 20233 min read

BREAKING NEWS! Writer Extremists EXPOSED

Photo credit to RetroSupply on Unsplash. “As of Saturday, October 14th, 2023, a mass of secret information on the lives of extremist...

E. G. Runyan

Aug 22, 20232 min read

A Review on the 1979 Animated Film "The Return of the King"

Well friends, I watched it. And here is the promised review. For those of you who are brave enough, I have also added scenes and clips...

E. G. Runyan

Aug 18, 20231 min read

SHOULD I WRITE A REVIEW ON THIS?!

I think I've found the most offensive, repulsive, and morally questionable film of all time. My LIBRARY had this?! SCANDAL!!! Yet it did....

E. G. Runyan

Jul 21, 20231 min read

My Feelings For the Tolkien Films Described By GIFs

I thought it would be amusing to describe my individual feelings for the different Tolkien renditions by using LotR GIFs, and here is...

E. G. Runyan

Jun 9, 20233 min read

BREAKING NEWS! Literary Parents REVOLT

Reporter E. G. Runyan “As of Tuesday, June 6th, 2023, a mass revolt of literary parents has broken out across the globe,” writes literary...

E. G. Runyan

Jun 2, 20231 min read

The Song of My Childhood

We all have those things that remind us so strongly of our childhoods. Well, there’s a particular song that, for me, is basically the...

E. G. Runyan

May 23, 20232 min read

Guest Post: My DAD! (But From When He Was In College...)

Recently my Dad re-discovered his old college blog. Naturally, I've read every post by this time; it's hilarious to read the things my...

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