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E. G. Runyan

Nov 17, 20233 min read

BREAKING NEWS! Legolas Greenleaf VANISHES

“As of Sunday, November 12th, celebrity Legolas Greenleaf has officially been confirmed ‘missing’,” writes Literary Nerd E. G. Runyan...

E. G. Runyan

Oct 20, 20233 min read

BREAKING NEWS! Writer Extremists EXPOSED

Photo credit to RetroSupply on Unsplash. “As of Saturday, October 14th, 2023, a mass of secret information on the lives of extremist...

E. G. Runyan

Jun 9, 20233 min read

BREAKING NEWS! Literary Parents REVOLT

Reporter E. G. Runyan “As of Tuesday, June 6th, 2023, a mass revolt of literary parents has broken out across the globe,” writes literary...